Anypony need to talk?

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

Hehe

(Source: iraffiruse, via darkshadow65)

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.


Heh well not only was this obvious but the picture of the birth control that they show in this post is actually the one I have. Want to know something? It works! Sure I gained a little bit of weight but I don’t need to worry about getting pregnant it lasts for 3 years and I haven’t been pregnant even with not usin other protection (my fiancée and I are both clean we got tested and neathet of us cheat) it works

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

image

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

Heh well not only was this obvious but the picture of the birth control that they show in this post is actually the one I have. Want to know something? It works! Sure I gained a little bit of weight but I don’t need to worry about getting pregnant it lasts for 3 years and I haven’t been pregnant even with not usin other protection (my fiancée and I are both clean we got tested and neathet of us cheat) it works

(via well--i-dont-know)

the-frostiest-of-butts:

supply truck intercepted. rations running low. morale is dwindling. resorting to cannibalism. the skeleton war grows harsher by the day.


That looks like where I work who took the picture where is that?

the-frostiest-of-butts:

supply truck intercepted. rations running low. morale is dwindling. resorting to cannibalism. the skeleton war grows harsher by the day.

That looks like where I work who took the picture where is that?

(via askrednetthall)

wolvesbanewaters said: Siren

thebronyguardian:

I’d make Discord stand infront of me so I can rip that son of a bitches heart out…

Well okay then. -she says spreading her wings at taking flight with a soft yawn she flew to the everfree forest and landed on a creatures cave watching the stars.-

thebronyguardian:

ask-lady-alice-and-friends:

tremendouslyenchanting:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

That I would love to see! :D

(I WANNA SEE THAT! *O* ❤)

The 2nd Blood Moon and we still have two more coming soon.

thebronyguardian:

ask-lady-alice-and-friends:

tremendouslyenchanting:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

That I would love to see! :D

(I WANNA SEE THAT! *O* ❤)

The 2nd Blood Moon and we still have two more coming soon.

SCARY ASKS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Mod: Sketched my tattoo idea while on break. I want to get a tat sometime soon. Been planning for a while.

Mod: Sketched my tattoo idea while on break. I want to get a tat sometime soon. Been planning for a while.

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